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Blood and Celery
Repeat the vampire’s order. Ketchup instead of blood counts as attempted murder.
The joke
The third takes out a used tampon.
“I think I’ll have a cup of tea…”
How to play
Drinks appear one at a time, once a second. Repeat the order using keys 1–5 or the buttons. Two practice orders, then two at each length, from two to nine drinks. Get at least one right to add another drink. Two mistakes at the same length end the evening. Answer at your own pace; the presentation speed stays fixed.
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