The Quick Moustache Tavern

Twenty-five mini-games built on jokes: arcades, puzzles and tasks for memory and attention. A bar book, coins and not a single decent joke. Strictly 18+.

Regular menu

Put out the car, catch the flies, race across the prairie. Just play: one coin opens a table for 24 hours.

1. Speedy Gonzales — Step into the bushes and Gonzales is already chatting up your date. The turbo ones chase you, too.
2. Spit it out, you little pest! — The patrons love their beer. So do the flies.
3. Both cowboys ate shit — Equal portions. The profit should be yours.
4. Stirlitz, pull in your parachute! — You got behind the wall. Did your parachute?
5. Dad, Another Desk — Dad offered a car. His son chose another school desk. New rooms and furniture arguments until you get bored. Dad already has.
6. Bear versus burning car — The car is burning. This time the bear stays outside.
7. The Husband’s Binoculars — Gonzales changes outfits, the neighbours change hats. You still recognise that moustache, right?
8. Hold That Nobel Prize — British scientists have opened… a door. Judge the breakthrough before the teleprinter ruins the suspense. 120 pairs of headlines.
9. And off we flo-o-oat! — Five tonnes, two ears and some dubious aerodynamics.
10. A Hat That Fits — Remember the hat. Now it is bigger. Still recognise it?
11. There’s a Catch — It is all in the report. You just have to work out who did what to whom.
12. Lieutenant, Not Another Word! — First finish the sentence politely. Then finish it like the lieutenant. Try not to mix them up.
13. Rasputin’s Shot Glass — Five tables, fifty shots. One bottle per table. Leave some for the neighbours.
14. The Dragon’s Hangover — Three heads ordering. One person pouring. One liver between them.