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The Cursed Accordion

In one act, applaud the notes. In the other, applaud something people usually apologise for.

The joke

We buried my mother-in-law. Wore out two accordions.

Joke source

How to play

Press SPACE once for the target symbol. Do nothing for the other symbol. Two acts of 64 symbols, each preceded by its rule and eight practice trials. One act targets a musical note, the other a puff; act order is random. The pace stays fixed. Holding Space does not count as repeated presses.

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