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Crocodile on Instruments

The general says crocodiles can fly. Now you have to land one. On instruments.

The joke

“Sergeant, can crocodiles fly?”

“No.”

“But the general says they can.”

“Well, yes. But very, very low.”

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How to play

The green dot is a crocodile on radar. It moves at a constant speed, then disappears into fog. Press Space ONCE when you think its centre reaches the red finish line. Its speed does not change in the fog. After your response, a freeze-frame shows where it really was. Four practice flights, then 36 scored flights.

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