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I’m Going to Kharkiv!
Granny is going to Kharkiv. Not every question in the compartment is about her ticket.
The joke
“Who spat? Who spat?!”
“I’m going to Kharkiv.”
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“All right, I’ll go as far as Luhansk. Walk from there.”
How to play
Your ticket says Kharkiv. The conductor names a station: F for yours, J for another. Answer quickly; do not wait for a shout. If the red “WHO SPAT?!” appears, do not press anything. The shout’s delay adapts: sometimes you can stop, sometimes you cannot. That is normal. Twelve practice trials, then five blocks of 40. Rest as long as you need between blocks.
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