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The Toilet Gatekeeper
First sort by moustache, then by clothes. Follow the sign, not the lieutenant’s convictions.
The joke
“What do two zeros and an M mean?”
“The men’s toilet.”
“And two zeros and a Zh?”
“The women’s.”
“And two zeros and an N?”
“The UN.”
(In Russian, the initials for the UN are ООН, which look like two zeros and the letter Н.)
How to play
Read the rule before the guest arrives. MOUSTACHE: with one goes left, without goes right. CLOTHES: skirt left, trousers right. Use F / J or the on-screen doors. Eight practice guests, one warm-up guest, then 64 decisions with a break halfway. The sign sometimes changes and sometimes stays the same. Be quick and accurate.
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