The Quick Moustache Tavern › Sobering menu
We Have Served This One
Guests arrive one at a time. If you saw this one exactly two guests ago, do not serve them again.
The joke
“Barman, why do you sell beer to drunks?”
“Unfortunately, sober people do not drink it!”
How to play
If the current guest matches the one TWO guests ago, press J: “Enough”. Otherwise press F: “Serve”. Serve the first two. A → B → A: refuse the third. Eight practice guests, then two to prime your memory and 60 scored decisions. Guests arrive at a fixed pace; answering early does not bring the next guest sooner.
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