The Quick Moustache Tavern › Regular menu
The Dragon’s Hangover
Three heads ordering. One person pouring. One liver between them.
The joke
“Lucky you, with three heads. Always enough mates to share a bottle!”
“Yes, Ilya. Three heads. Still only one liver.”
How to play
Each head asks for a drink. Press that drink under the right head: you can only pour one at a time. Watch the other heads' patience — unhappy heads add heat. Kvass pours quickly but heats the shared liver; brine and kefir cool it. At 65% heat pouring slows and patience drains faster; at 85% it gets worse. “Cool the liver” removes 28 heat but takes 1.6 seconds: you cannot pour and the heads keep waiting. It recharges in 6 seconds. At 100% a fire interrupts your pour. Three fires end the party. Every half minute the heads take a snack break, then the pace adjusts to your responses.
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