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Spit it out, you little pest!

The patrons love their beer. So do the flies.

The joke

An Irishman grabs the fly and shakes it over his pint:

“Spit it out, you bastard! Spit it out!”

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How to play

Tap flies to turn them away from the edge and beer mugs. Keep them on the table: each clean stretch makes things harder. Mugs warn you before appearing; one can move. Losing flies eases the difficulty.

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