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Speedy Gonzales
Step into the bushes and Gonzales is already chatting up your date. The turbo ones chase you, too.
The joke
“Is he really that fast?”
“You have no fucking idea.”
How to play
You and your date start in the centre. Tap a bush to run there; tap your date to return. Ordinary Gonzaleses run towards her. From level two, turbo Gonzaleses chase you instead, and there are always at least two bushes. Higher levels add bushes and turbo pursuers: plan a safe route. You can return at any point without losing relief. Reach 100% and get back within 45 seconds. The timer has its own bar.
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