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Both cowboys ate shit

Equal portions. The profit should be yours.

The joke

Both cowboys ate shit, but forgot about exchange rates.

One returned a hero; the other, a qualified investor with negative returns.

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How to play

Eat it yourself and Bill pays you the current quote. Offer Bill the bet and you pay him. There is no skipping: when time expires, the cowboy with fewer portions eats; a tie is random. At the end, the trailing cowboy catches up at the final quote, so the total is even. Eat equal amounts and finish in profit. Candles use the game's actual quotes; trends and shocks ignore your choices.

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