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And off we flo-o-oat!
Five tonnes, two ears and some dubious aerodynamics.
The joke
The teacher takes a drag on his joint:
“An elephant is biiig. It has biiig ears. It flaps them… flaps them… And off it flo-o-oats!”
How to play
Space, ↑ or a tap gives one flap. Without flapping, the elephant falls. His ears also hit rulers, ceiling and floor: leave room for the flap. Keep a rhythm; holding the key does not help. Practice is unscored, then three flights; your best one counts. Future gaps narrow as you improve, but visible gaps never change.
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